AAS
*** Emmy-Winning M*A*S*H Script Signed by Alan Alda ***

A wonderful, very special donation we are so excited to have received.  An
autographed copy of the M*A*S*H script for the episode "Inga", for which Alan Alda
won the Emmy award for Outstanding Writing in a Comedy in 1979, signed by Alan
Alda.  Along with the script, the winning bidder will receive the lovely handwritten note
from Mr. Alda's assistant which she included with the donation.
 
Minimum bid: $50
Bid increment: $10
Approximate Retail Value: Who could put a price on something like this?
 
SNL
2 Tickets to a taping of Saturday Night Live's next season.
 
Minimum bid: $50
Bid increment: $5
Approximate Retail Value: Priceless
 
JFT
2 Tickets to a taping of Late Night with Jimmy Fallon.
 
Minimum bid: $50
Bid increment: $5
Approximate Retail Value: Priceless
 
MHS
From Marilyn Horowitz and ArtMar Productions, the winning bidder for this item
receives Marilyn Horowitz's How to Write a Screenplay in 10 Weeks or Less Prize
Package - a $3,000 value!!!  
The package includes:
* 30 minute preparation consultation
* copy of Marilyn's book "How to Write a Screenplay in 10 Weeks"
* 2-disc DVD "How to Write a Screenplay in 10 Weeks - The Crash Course"
* 3-disc DVD set "Three Evenings with Marilyn Horowitz - The Script Workshop"
* professional formatting manual      * sample breakdown and treatment
* FREE admission to Marilyn's 9-week "Finish Your Script" class
* 60-minute private consultation with Marilyn

Marilyn Horowitz is an NYU professor, writer, producer, writing coach, and script
doctor. Her students have gone on to sell scripts to Miramax, HBO, Hallmark
Entertainment, and ABC, as well as gained admittance to the AFI Graduate Writing
Program, Sundance Writers Lab, and the IFP Market’s No Borders Forum.
 
Minimum bid: $50
Bid increment: $10
Approximate Retail Value: $3,000
 
EGP
Lesson for you and 5 to 9 of your friends in No Limit Hold'Em Tournament Poker
With Elizabeth Grey-Pardo of Poker Players International.  
Elizabeth is an actress and playwright who plays professional poker as her day job.  
She has played semi-professionally since 2005, and has cashed in seven World
Series of Poker and World Poker Tour circuit events.  She played in the Main Event at
the World Series of Poker in Las Vegas in 2008, and is now represented by Poker
Players International, the most prolific poker agency in the world.
She has a poker blog,
"Me and the Boys", written to encourage women to play in the
larger tournaments with men, and not to limit themselves to "Ladies Only" events.

Elizabeth will arrange a date for the party with the winning bidder at a place of your
choosing in the NY area (includes Westchester and a half-hour into NJ).  Party can be
arranged for a mutually convenient week-night or weekend day or night (excluding
June 5 - September 1 as Elizabeth will be in Vegas playing at the WSOP), and she will
stay for 4 hours.  She will bring cards and chips, and be the dealer.  She will provide
worksheets with basic material for beginners, and after the lesson will run a small
poker tournament.  You will need a table and chairs, and "if you want to eat you have
to supply Doritos".  Elizabeth "does not suggest alcohol if you really want to learn, but
if you just want to have fun, drink up".  
 
Minimum bid: $50
Bid increment: $10
Approximate Retail Value: $2,000
 
FEB
Fendi handbag, donated by Candice Aiken
 
Minimum bid: $50
bid increment: $10
Approximate Retail Value: $1,445
 
MAM
Mystery and Mayhem 5-hour murder mystery party for up to 12 children ages 8 and
up, run by two Mystery and Mayhem cast members.  

For over twenty years, Mystery and Mayhem has been thrilling partygoers with our
distinctive style of murder mystery events.  Everyone, we've discovered, harbors an
inner thespian.  The guests who attend our parties find that the experience of
becoming another character is cathartic and exciting.

Our sophisticated and glamorous murder mysteries are sure to bring out every
guest's inner investigator.  In a mansion for the weekend, a group of eccentric and
famous people gather to brainstorm solutions to the world's major problems.  Activities
are cut short when one is found shockingly murdered.  Who committed the dastardly
deed?  Intrigue and clues abound, and your guests have to sleuth out the villain in
this exciting and action-packed crime drama.
  Minimum bid: $50
Bid increment: $10
Approximate Retail Value: $1,250
 
FUS
Untitled 25" x 25" oil on canvas by Fernando Uriel Salomone

Fernando Salomone began drawing and painting as a child in Buenos Aires,
Argentina. He now lives in New York City and Pennsylvania, working in Manhattan and
painting in his studio in Pennsylvania.
 
Minimum bid: $50
Bid increment: $10
Approximate Retail Value: $750
     
JMG
Joyce M. Grossbard photograph, "Oaxaca '05"
12" x 18" photo mounted on 16" x 22" foam board,
signed by Ms. Grossbard

Joyce M. Grossbard is a New York based photographer whose most recent shows are
based around her photographs of life in Oaxaca, Mexico. She is on the board of
Friends of Oaxacan Folk Art (FOFA), an organization that supports and preserves the
folk art traditions of the region.
Many of Joyce’s photographs can be seen in their online catalogue.
She is currently at work making a documentary film about Oaxacan artists.
She has an upcoming show at the Rio II Gallery, in Manhattan.
 
Minimum bid: $40
Bid increment: $5
Approximate Retail Value: $500
 
DSM
"Deconstructed Shri Mona"
24" x 18" unframed giclée print on canvas by artist
Todd Monaghan.  
Limited edition print (4/100) is of an original oil on collage.  
Background from the author: "[The painting] is an easternized Mona Lisa. The path
represents the 'everyman path…  leading from nowhere going nowhere'.  There are 7
spheres (including the eyes) that represent the 7 chakras.  The petals in the top of
the energy vortex represent the petals of the seventh chakra - enlightenment.  The
painting was painted on a sequence collage of the Fireman Memorial at 102st and
Riverside on the Upper Westside.  The only remaining 'photograph' can be seen at
the base of the energy vortex - if you look close you can see a light post."
 
Minimum bid: $40
Bid increment: $5
Approximate Retail Value: $500
 
AHF
"Fantasy"  
13" x 10.5" photo, 23" x 20" frame.  Image is of a Bird of Paradise.
Photograph by Angie Hayes, donated by her daughter Suzanne Hayes.
Angie Hayes was an award-winning photographer who specialized in flowers and
wildlife.  Her signature was her impressionistic style and the use of soft focus to create
images that are chimerical and, of course, beautiful.  Angie Hayes discovered her love
of photography after the age of fifty, and successfully pursued it, winning many
awards, and even selling greeting cards and a calendar before she passed away in
2004.
 
Minimum bid: $30
Bid increment: $5
Approximate Retail Value: $350
 
OTC
OneTaste Center Foundations Workshop, 196 Grand St.

The OneTaste Foundations Course is a two-day exercise in connection and intimacy,
not only in relationship with other, but also to ourselves. Through activities, lectures,
and movement we'll begin to draw out the beliefs that keep us locked in dissatisfying
patterns and uncover the true potential each of has us for greatness.  Our small class
sizes ensure that each student receives personal attention from teachers who live the
experience on a daily basis.

"In a world of separation, OneTaste is about connection. We provide tools for intimacy
in everyday life. Going to the root of experience, OneTaste integrates the principles of
mindfulness with the practice of sexuality: mindful sexuality. By nourishing and
including this basic and essential part of life, we discover richer relationships, an
embodied sense of self and the uncompromised feeling of wholeness."
 
Minimum bid: $40
Bid increment: $5
Approximate Retail Value: $500
     
SST
Gift Certificate for a Culinary Tour for Two of a New York City neighborhood.  
Savory Sojourns was founded by Addie Tomei (yes, Marisa's mother).  They provide
culinary tours of a wide variety of New York neighborhoods, including Greenwich
Village, Arthur Avenue in the Bronx, Harlem, Soho and Little Italy, and more.  
See the website for details on the
various tours available.  
All meals and tastings on the tour included.  Winners may join a scheduled tour that is
mutually convenient for them and Savory Sojourns.
 
Minimum Bid: $30
Bid Increment: $5
Approximate Retail Value: $250 - $460
 
BMB
Blumarine handbag, donated by Candice Aiken
 
Minimum bid: $25
bid increment: $5
Approximate Retail Value: $280
 
TBW
Tosca Blu handbag, white, donated by Candice Aiken
 
Minimum bid: $25
bid increment: $5
Approximate Retail Value: $280
 
APC
Austin Pendleton has donated an hour of private acting coaching!  
Check out this man's
imdb listing!  He works non-stop!
Mr. Pendleton has appeared in numerous movies and tv shows, including Law &
Order: SVU and Law & Order: Criminal Intent; Life on Mars; Joan of Arcadia; Oz; The
West Wing; A Beautiful Mind; Finding Nemo, and many more.
 
Minimum bid: $25
Bid increment: $5
Approximate Retail Value: $250
 
MSC
$250 Gift Certificate to Mamie's Skin Care Center - Day Spa
30 East 60th Street, Suite 208

Owned and run by Mamie McDonald, Mamie's Skin Care Center has been featured in
Vogue, In Style, Allure, Ebony, Essence, Marie Claire and the New York Post as
"Best
in NYC"
.  Her loyal guests, including models and celebrities from film and television,
consistently revisit for extraordinary facials and body care treatments.
 
Minimum bid: $25
Bid increment: $5
Approximate Retail Value: $250
 
MSN
A gorgeous, one-of-a-kind designer statement necklace,
hand-crafted by Myra Segal.  
Includes vintage Chanel and Deco lucite beads combined with bronze freshwater
pearls and other faceted beads.
MYRA SEGAL is a New York City jewelry designer who handcrafts all her pieces.
Her work combines antique and vintage findings with semi-precious stones.
Each of her pieces is one-of-a kind, and are sold under the name smallmyracles. She
works by special order. (MYRACLE@rcn.com)
 
Minimum bid: $25
Bid increment: $5
Approximate Retail Value: $200
 
Three images from the series "Rape as a Weapon of War" by Robin Hammond
www.robinhammond.co.uk
Each is a 24" x 24" poster print mounted on 1/2" thick foam board

As part of this series, Robin Hammond photographed women in the DRC who had been victims of sexual violence as part of the ongoing
civil war.
  He gave our campaign special permission to reproduce the photos and to auction them off with no benefit to himself.
RHZ
18 year old Zawadi Devota contracted HIV when she was raped and was shot in the
hip when rival soldiers overran the camp where she was been held. Now doctors at
the Heal Africa Hospital are trying to save her leg from amputation. During a raid on
her village her sister and four other girls were taken along with her mother and
marched through the jungle.
 
Minimum bid: $20
Bid Increment: $5
Approximate Retail Value: $200
 
RHG
18 year old Gina Riziki, pregnant as a result of being raped. An estimated 250,000
women have been victims of sexual violence during the Democratic Republic of
Congo's civil war. In the eastern states of the country a recent peace agreement
struggles to keep warring factions from fighting, and as the chaos that accompanies
war continues, so does the rape of women in the area.
 
Minimum bid: $20
Bid Increment: $5
Approximate Retail Value: $200
 
RHB
22 year old Basemae Maombi made the 'mistake' of calling out the name
of one of her rapists, whom she recognized during the attack.
Her punishment was to have both her eyes gouged out.
 
Minimum bid: $20
Bid Increment: $5
Approximate Retail Value: $200
 
AJG
1 1/2 hour sex coaching with Amy Jo Goddard.  Ms. Goddard is a professional
sexuality educator, trainer and consultant.  
www.amyjogoddard.com
 
Minimum bid: $20
Bid increment: $5
Approximate Retail Value: $200
 
SAY
Gift Certificate good for a one hour Coaching session with Shane Ann Younts.  Shane
Ann Younts is Head of the Voice/Speech Department in NYU's Graduate Acting
Program, and has served as a Voice Consultant and Dialect Coach for Broadway,
Off-Broadway and Regional Theatres.
www.shaneannyounts.com
 
Minimum bid: $20
Bid increment: $5
Approximate Retail Value: $175
 
WPM
Free one-year membership and season pass to Women's Project.  
Women's project, founded by Julia Miles in 1978, is the nation's oldest and largest
company dedicated to producing and promoting theater created by women.  The
Membership with Season Pass will entitle the winning bidder to:
* Four tickets to any performance(s) in WP's 2008-2009 season
* Unlimited additional tickets for you and your friends for only $15 each (Member
Friend tickets regularly $25 each)
* Free tickets to Hothouse Productions, readings, and selected special events
* E-newsletter for Members only with special perks and opportunities
* Invitations to Ten Centuries of Women Playwrights student presentations
www.womensproject.org
 
Minimum bid: $20
Bid increment: $5
Approximate Retail Value: $160
 
EKA
Anna May Wong (Green Transition), 2008
Acrylic on canvas, 24" x 36"
by Erich Kuersten, signed and dated en verso
"It is a portrait of Anna May Wong from Shaghai Express where she's holding a
dagger and contemplating killing the man who just sexually abused her.  In the
miasma of time, she gradually grows into a sort of garden goddess."
See the evolution of this piece
here
Erich Kuersten's paintings are modern expressionist figurative acrylic on canvas
pieces derived from obscure moments in cinema.
 
Minimum Bid: $20
Bid Increment: $5
Approximate Retail Value: $150
 
CBC
Original election cartoon by editorial cartoonist Chris Britt, signed by the artist.
Donated by Chip Aiken
Chris Britt has been The State Journal-Register’s editorial cartoonist since July 1999.
He is the recipient of numerous awards for his work, including the National Press
Foundation’s Cartoonist of the Year in 1994.
Time Magazine honored him for having one of the top 10 cartoons of 2006.
 
Minimum bid: $20
Bid increment: $5
Approximate Retail Value: ?
 
MMP
Mamma Mia poster, signed by the cast.  14" x 22"
[image at left is not the actual poster - the actual poster has lots of blue signatures :) ]
 
Minimum bid: $20
Bid increment: $5
Approximate Retail Value: ?
 
TCP
Autographed photo of Tyler Christopher of General Hospital
 
Minimum bid: $20
Bid increment: $5
Approximate Retail Value: ?
The Silent Auction will be held on Sunday, May 3, 2009.  In-person bidding begins at 6:30 p.m. and closes after the show, at 9:15 p.m.  
If you cannot attend the auction in person, but would still like to bid on an item (or two or three!), you may submit a proxy bid ahead of
time using
this form.   More information about the proxy-bidding process is on the form.  
Proxy bids must be received no later than 5:00 p.m. on May 3.
Welcome to 3 Crazy Ladies' V-Day 2009 Silent Auction Catalog!

Below you will find descriptions and images (where applicable) of the
items we will be auctioning off as part of our V-Day benefit.

Last updated 5
/2.  We're almost there!  Check out the new donations from
photographer Robin Hammond, whose photos of women in the Democratic
Republic of Congo were used in our shows.
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IMAGE (if any)
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